June 8th - MEMO TO BOSS
Request to have the day off June 15th
Something I can’t miss
June 9th - TO DO
Buy Comic-con ticket
Make The Flying Bludgeon costume
Buy some frozen food
Tell April to cancel all my meetings for the 15th
Shove it in Donovan’s face that I’ve got the day off
Shove it in Donovan’s face that I’ve got the day off
June 10th - MEMO FROM BOSS
Request denied. June 15th is important.
Greg’s Diary - June 10th (AM)
Worst morning in my life. Came in to find out that I can’t go to bloody Comic-con.
Thanks boss.
Christ, it’s unfair. Anderson gets to go to his stupid recitals and knock off early to
practice for them.
Anyway I never get a day off.
Just once I’d like one.
Will try again later.
June 10th - MEMO TO BOSS
Requesting again to have the day off June 15th
Really sir, it’s very important to me
June 11th - MEMO FROM BOSS
I’ll say it again - request denied
There’s something up, and we need you, Greg
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (9:25 AM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (11:30 AM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (2:34 PM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (5:58 PM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (6:57 PM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (8:49 PM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 12th - TEXT TO BOSS (11:15 PM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 13th - TEXT TO BOSS (3:39 AM)
PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAY OFF
June 13th - TEXT FROM PA (2:30 PM)
Just cleared it up with your boss sir.
He finally agreed.
Told me to tell you he’s changed his number
And will never tell you what it is.
Greg’s Diary - June 13th (PM)
Yes!!!!!!!!
Not enough time to work on my costume, though…
Should just express order online, then - use my
Scary voice.
June 14th - MEMO TO PA
Did you cancel all my meetings?
June 14th - MEMO FROM PA
Yes sir.
Are these Comic-con tickets
Yours, sir?
June 14th - MEMO TO PA
Of course not, April. They’re for
Samuel.
June 14th - MEMO FROM PA
Of course not, sir, no. Only, it says
Here on the receipt, one adult male
In costume as the Flying Bludgeon
Aged 45 years, sir.
…Wouldn’t happen to be you, sir,
Would it?
June 14th - MEMO TO PA
…Not a word of this to anyone.
June 14th - MEMO FROM PA
Oh no, sir, not at all.
<Office Address - one Flying Bludgeon costume, for a Mr. Greg Lestrade?>
Greg’s Diary - June 14th
It’s here!
MY COSTUME’S HERE!
I may have suffered some slight indignity
And embarrassment upon its arrival
But it’s here!
Not going to work tomorrow!
TIME TO SHOVE IT IN DONOVAN’S FACE.
June 14th - TEXT TO SGT. DONOVAN (6:14 PM)
I’M NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW
June 14th - TEXT TO SGT. DONOVAN (8:59 PM)
HAVE FUN WITH ANDERSON
HIS BALLET RECITAL’S COMING UP
SOON, RIGHT?
HA HA HA HA HA
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SALLY
June 14th - TEXT TO SGT. SALLY DONOVAN (10:30 PM)
WAS GONNA INVITE YOU OUT
FOR DRINKS LATER WHEN I REALISED
YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW
HA HA HA HA HA
HAVE FUN WITH ANDERSON
Greg’s Diary - June 14th (PM)
Time for some shut-eye. Can’t be
drowsy at Comic-con!
June 15th - Morning
Eyes open. Vision blurred.
Vision ceases to be blurred.
Registers what today is.
JUNE 15th - SOHO!
Breakfast breakfast breakfast
Hurriedly eating breakfast
It is 7:34 AM - LATE.
June 15th - Noon
Have not eaten since 7:34.
This line is so bloody long.
Wonder if I can pull rank with the guards.
Wonder if it’ll work.
June 15th - Noon
Just got in.
Crowded. Sweaty. Musty.
Stale. Nasty. Bootleg porn everywhere.
Christ I love Comic-con.
June 15th - Afternoon
Has-beens everywhere.
Everything I ever wanted signed.
Jesus what’s going on?
Ninjas fighting a superhero?
Ninjas running off.
Bloody cowards. Well done, superhero mate.
Wait is he
He’s the guy
The guy that’s been imagining
Oh no okay
Apparently KRATIDES has been using him
As a marketing campaign
Christ these marketing guys
Is there no depth they won’t sink to?
Going home now.
Greg’s Diary - June 16th (PM)
Crazy day at Comic-con yesterday.
Pretty weird with the guys in ninja costumes.
Funnily enough, saw Sherlock and John outside
A few blocks past Soho.
All in all, a good day.
